Sure, if you're a scummy Hippie Johnny who thinks that playing Pink Floyd b-sides to a girl you're too scared to talk to when sober is the roadmap to peace.
If everyone made a mixtape today, there would be no war! There would however be a lot of people getting frustrated with the whole pause/record function, and some possible cursing when the tape runs out in the middle of "born to run". Plus, as there are only 12 tape machines left in existance, war is bound to break out for control of the Saisho Home Taping Systems.
D1 - That's funny, because YOUR PRESIDENT'S ROADMAP to middle east peace sure worked a fuckin' treat, eh? Those guys are LOVING THEIR PEACE RIGHT NOW. D2 - Home taping killing music? You used to work for the industry, eh? MIXTAPERS SEEK ONLY TO KILL THE MASS MUSIC INDUSTRY, WHICH HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE MUSICAL DEATHS THAN ALL OTHER WARS COMBINED. D3 - If there ever is a tapedeck war, then Cambodia stands a good chance. I know an operative near Central market that has 300 PIONEER TWIN DOLBY DECKS AIMED AT TOKYO.
As we all know boring old analogue "Cassette Tapes" are old fashioned and have been superceded by superior digitalis technology: "Mini Discettes", the way forward...now they have 1gb "Mini Discettes"...that means plenty of time to be making the loving while not making the fighting war. "Cassette Tape" can only muster 120 minutes (that's approx 0.00214gb), not that much time to forget about going over the top or driving your Humvee into a roadside ambush
tape is fine, but if you really want to impress that special someone you should consider making a mix-record-platter, as showcased here- http://www.bookofjoe.com/2005/08/vestax_vrx2000_.html These nifty little numbers create real old fashioned vinyl records- perfect for the beach or the car. You will of course need a ready supply of oil in order to fashion your record (analogue music runs on 4star petrol). You could get some from Johnny Foreigner in the middle-east....
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Sure, if you're a scummy Hippie Johnny who thinks that playing Pink Floyd b-sides to a girl you're too scared to talk to when sober is the roadmap to peace.
No no no! Oh no! Home taping is killing music therefore is killing therefore is war.
If everyone made a mixtape today, there would be no war! There would however be a lot of people getting frustrated with the whole pause/record function, and some possible cursing when the tape runs out in the middle of "born to run". Plus, as there are only 12 tape machines left in existance, war is bound to break out for control of the Saisho Home Taping Systems.
D1 - That's funny, because YOUR PRESIDENT'S ROADMAP to middle east peace sure worked a fuckin' treat, eh? Those guys are LOVING THEIR PEACE RIGHT NOW. D2 - Home taping killing music? You used to work for the industry, eh? MIXTAPERS SEEK ONLY TO KILL THE MASS MUSIC INDUSTRY, WHICH HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE MUSICAL DEATHS THAN ALL OTHER WARS COMBINED. D3 - If there ever is a tapedeck war, then Cambodia stands a good chance. I know an operative near Central market that has 300 PIONEER TWIN DOLBY DECKS AIMED AT TOKYO.
As we all know boring old analogue "Cassette Tapes" are old fashioned and have been superceded by superior digitalis technology: "Mini Discettes", the way forward...now they have 1gb "Mini Discettes"...that means plenty of time to be making the loving while not making the fighting war. "Cassette Tape" can only muster 120 minutes (that's approx 0.00214gb), not that much time to forget about going over the top or driving your Humvee into a roadside ambush
tape is fine, but if you really want to impress that special someone you should consider making a mix-record-platter, as showcased here- http://www.bookofjoe.com/2005/08/vestax_vrx2000_.html
These nifty little numbers create real old fashioned vinyl records- perfect for the beach or the car. You will of course need a ready supply of oil in order to fashion your record (analogue music runs on 4star petrol). You could get some from Johnny Foreigner in the middle-east....
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