Trojan Super Alertness: If it's good enough for the UN...
Telephone Mythological: Because it only costs three and a half bucks.
Hamburger Skateboard: Because it is THE GREATEST TOY OF ALL TIME. Seriously.
Centipede King: Only if you can find the Special Style - Regular Style is shithouse.
Duck Lay An Egg: Um, because it lays an egg... like a duck!
Benign Girl: Because any other toy girl would be way too malignant.
2 comments:
Hey- wheres my burger skateboard? Didnt I win that in the great xmas giveaway of 05? remember? just after you ate the turkey and had some crazy reaction that made you look like a giant slab of drunk red meat?
If I don't get Trojan Super Alertness this xmas you had better start looking for a new brother, brother.
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